People watching at IG concerts is always excellent. You see every type of person imaginable.

I met the hottest man today. The hottest gay man. Why are they always gay? He had rock hard arms and was quite yummy. He also had a hot boyfriend who he kept kissing. It ruined the mood of our imaginary date. If not for his boyfriend my hot gay man and I would have had the best fake date ever, jamming out to the Indigo Girls while I imagined us going home together.

Actually, I don't want to sleep with him. I just need a man to walk around my house shirtless lifting heavy items and doing laundry. That would be the perfect man.