Baltimore
28 March 2003


Top Ten Things To Do If You Want To Attract Me:

1. Show tolerance

2. Tell stories about your friends

3. Have a passion for books

4. Be a good tipper

5. Vote

6. Be brutally honest

7. Be funny without being degrading

8. Know how to drive a stick shift

9. Hold doors for strangers

10. Be decisive

Top Tne Things To Do If You Want To Repulse Me:

1. Tell me how much money you make

2. Laugh at someone who is handicapped/foreign/overweight/religious/gay/different from you

3. Tell people who smoke that smoking will kill them.

4. Get plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons

5. Call Angelina Jolie a freak or a weirdo or a slut

6. Presume to know what I am thinking

7. Tell me to watch my language

8. Cry in public

9. Go on a reality show

10. Talk about how you don't watch television.

Top Five Random sexy Things:

1. Girls in wife beaters

2. Green eyes

3. British accents

4. Athletic prowess

5. A large vocabulary



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