Opinion: If the Orioles front office knows what is good for them, they'll give Surhoff a place in the starting lineup this year. The Orioles are going to suck anyway, but everyone in Baltimore love B.J. Surhoff.

Fact: This month marks my one year anniversary with my company.

Opinion: You'd have to be crazy to make it to a second year in my company.

Fact: Robert Patrick, John Travolta, and Joaquin Phoenix will be filming a movie titled "Ladder 49" in Baltimore starting 03/15/2003.

Opinion: Robert Patrick should be given more leading roles. His talent and charisma are extremely underrated.

Fact: When I was a child my mother never allowed me to have artificial sweetener because it made me extremely hyper.

Opinion: If my mother had given me more articial sweetener and less sugar I wouldn't have been such a pudgy child.

Fact: The series finale of Joe Millionaire was the highest rated episode in the history of FOX.

Opinion: Joe Millionaire should have purposely eliminated the sweet girls so that the "winner" would have been a shallow, materialistic snot who threw a temper tantrum upon discovering Evan was poor. That would have been good television.

Fact: I changed my journal layout yesterday.

Opinion: Finding a journal layout that accurately depicts me is impossible. (I'm currently working on upgrading my html skills as to create my own design).

Fact: I lost my car in a parking lot today because it was parked between two SUVs.

Opinion: It should be illegal to drive Hummers in the city. They are obtrusive and take up over half of the road. As a bonus opinion, people who drive Hummers are insecure and need a huge, scary, military-esque vehicle to prove their might.

Fact: The song "Say Good-bye", by The Dave Matthews Band, is about a one night stand between two friends.

Opinion: 99% of the time one night stands are a very bad idea. However, "Say Good-bye" is possibly the sexiest song ever.

Fact: In a recent Entertainment Weekly article, 50 Cent calls Ja Rule a fraud due to the mass popularity of his remixes with Jennifer Lopez and Ashanti making him a superstar rather than his rap.

Opinion: 50 Cent is jealous of Ja's mass appeal. And his sex appeal.

Fact: In the past month or two I have gotten several responses via email, notes, and guestbook that people enjoy reading my journal.

Opinion: It's a lot harder to write when you know other people are reading.