1. Name five things in your refrigerator.

Eggs, Turkey Bacon, Skim Milk, Whole Milk, and Grapes.

2. Name five things in your freezer.

Sour Flavor Ice, Stoli Vanil Vodka, Chicken Breasts, Ben and Jerry's Phish Food, and Toffuti Chocolate Pops.

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.

Cat food, a dish rack, dishwasher soap, pipes, and sponges.

4. Name five things around your computer.

a picture of my niece at Chucky Cheese, candles, Hot Shot Home Insect Killer, stack of Entertainment Weeklys, and the book Porno, by Irvine Welsh.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.

Oatmeal and Avacado face mask, hydrogen peroxide, tampax pearl, Body Shop Tea Tree Oil face scrub, and Q-tips.