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Snippets of actual IM discussions between Julia and myself: Me: Second in the Keepsake Treasures Collection featuring Barbie and characters from the popular children's literature, Barbie is adorable as a fan of that lovable, mischievous monkey who gets himself into--and out of--lots of amusing adventures. Barbie wears an outfit featuring illustrations from the "Adventures of Curious George," and even comes with her very own plush Curious George monkey. Her yellow and white gingham ensemble has white buttons and a charming white collar with red and white trim. To complete the look, Barbie wears a yellow and white gingham hat reminiscent of the hat worn by the memorable character, the man with the yellow hat. Her accessories include white tights, yellow shoes and red earrings. And later... Julia: you know that beautiful woman at tae kwon do that i want to make out with? her son is not cute. you'd think he would be, but he's not. Me: is his dad cute? Julia: i dont know Julia: ive never met him Julia: i hate that shes married Julia: how can i trick her into making out with me?! Me: I don't know. She probably doesn't want to make out with you if she's married. She might feel too guilty. Julia: damnit Julia: maybe i could pretend to pass out Julia: and she would have to give me mouth to mouth Me: I'm sorry to say that's not really the same as making out Julia: it would be if i stuck my tongue out real quick Julia: she'd like it Me: Ack! Julia: HAHAHAHA Me: ew! Julia: i love this conversation Me: If I were giving someone mouth to mouth and he or she stuck her tongue in my mouth with no notice I might throw up a little bit out of surprise. Julia: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Me: Maybe you could tell her you need to talk to her about her son in private. And then just make out with her. She might be so surprised that she'd go along. Julia: AHAHAHAH Julia: Maybe Me: Maybe she secretly wants to make out with you Julia: that would be fantastic And even later.... Me: I think I'm going to start a gang Julia: Hm Me: I need a gang sign Julia: can i be in it? Me: like the crips or the bloods Me: Of course! Me: Who else would be in it? Julia: anthony? Me: I bet Amber would be good in a gang. She's such a bitch. Me: Plus, we've both read the Tupac book. Me: The Tupac book will be required reading in my gang. Julia: AHAHHA Julia: i dont think most gangs have required reading Me: My gang will. Me: Also, we won't kill people Me: We'll just kidnap them Me: and force them to dress appropriately for their body type Julia: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Julia: I love it Julia: I LOVE IT! Me: First to be kidnapped in our gang will be Blah. Julia: Oh gang Me: We'll tie her up and make her watch us burn all of her tube tops. Julia: You know who would be good in this gang? Cathy, Kevin's ex girlfriend. I love the way she dresses. Me: Yes? Then she can be in. If she takes the blood oath and finds us one person in need of a dressing for your body type seminar. Me: Remember when you said you'd stick your tongue out real quick and she'd like it? I'm still cracking up over it. Julia: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh Julia: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Julia: hm Julia: my room smells a little like poop? Me: ew Me: ew Me: why? Me: did you poo in your room? Julia: well yeah Julia: but I didnt think it would smell Julia: im lighting a candle More pointless blather... Me: remember how I didn't take a shower today? Julia: Oh my gosh! Julia: me neither! Me: you took one last night though, at like midnight. I remember. Julia: i didnt ME: I feel so dirty. I walked the streets of D.C. all day today without a shower. What is wrong with me? Julia: ahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA And just to show that we don't always talk about stupid shit...
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