My trip to Chicago was fun. I hadn't seen my brother since January, so it was nice to spend time with him. Matt came out for the weekend and we did some touristy stuff since he had never been there. John Hancock, Navy Pier, Magnificent Mile, all that jazz. We went out on Saturday night and I had to go home early because I was literally falling asleep at the bar. It was so pathetic. But Matt stayed out with my brother and his friends and had a good time, so that's something.

Last night my friend Anthony IM'd about Colin Farrell for approximately two hours. It was fantastic, and hilarious, so I thought I'd post it. Most other people will find it boring, so feel free to skip it, but I like to keep a record of what I deem hysterical so I can read it at a later date.

Stacey: have you heard of this movie where Colin Farrel plays a gay or some gay guy was in love with him or something?

Anthony: yes!

Anthony: its called Alexander. its about Alexander the Great. and colin plays him, and he was gay, and he makes out with a boy!!!!

Anthony (12:16:17 AM): and it comes out in November

Stacey (12:16:25 AM): oh it's alexander the great? for some reason I thought it was that movie intermission.

Anthony (12:16:34 AM): no

Stacey (12:16:36 AM): I made my brother go see it with me by telling him colin was a gay

Stacey (12:16:39 AM): but it wasn't true

Anthony (12:16:43 AM): hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Anthony (12:17:02 AM): as long as colin's in it...who really cares what his sexual orientation is?

Stacey (12:17:39 AM): yeah he was pretty hot in this intermission, and he was with his irish accent, which he usually doesn't use.

Stacey (12:17:53 AM): also, Alexander the Great is the movie where Angelina plays Colin's mom!

Anthony (12:18:41 AM): oh i know!

Stacey (12:19:03 AM): we should definitely go see that together

Anthony (12:19:13 AM): oh definitely

Anthony (12:21:54 AM): he has weird hair in alexander...

Anthony (12:21:58 AM): http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1802956885&cf=pg&photoid=511703&intl=us

Stacey (12:22:44 AM): AHAHA look at his hair!

Anthony (12:22:49 AM): i know!

Stacey (12:22:55 AM): angie looks like a goddess

Anthony (12:23:10 AM): oh i know she does

Stacey (12:25:34 AM): this might sound a little weird, but I LOVE Colin making out with a boy.

Anthony (12:26:12 AM): oh me too

Anthony (12:26:24 AM): its probably less weird for me though

Stacey (12:26:45 AM): well since you're a boy who likes to make out with boys, it's not weird at all for you.

Anthony (12:26:51 AM): right

Stacey (12:27:08 AM): really, Colin making out with anyone is ok by me.

Anthony (12:27:14 AM): yeah me too

Anthony (12:27:21 AM): especially me

Stacey (12:27:23 AM): remember how long we've been talking about colin?

Stacey (12:27:29 AM): oh and also especially me

Anthony (12:27:30 AM): yes its fabulous

Stacey (12:27:44 AM): also, remember how Julia doesen't think colin is attractive? She is such a freaking lesbian.

Anthony (12:27:56 AM): i know right!?

Anthony (12:27:59 AM): she's out of her mind

Anthony (12:29:04 AM): I can't even fathom not being attracted to him

Stacey (12:29:22 AM): wow I'm reading this article from February of this year that says they offered Brad Pitt the role of the guy that Colin makes out with, but he turned it down so they gave it to Jared Leto instead.

Stacey (12:29:28 AM): Imagine Brad Pitt and Colin making out?

Anthony (12:29:37 AM): oy!!

Anthony (12:29:45 AM): that would be like....the best movie ever!

Stacey (12:30:13 AM): Colin Farrell and Brad Pitt NEED to make out. For the good of society. Anthony (12:31:04 AM): it would make the world a much better place

Stacey (12:31:26 AM): totally. How can anyone in the world be against gay people after seeing those two make out?

Anthony (12:31:54 AM): how can anyone not be gay after seeing the two of them make out? except for girls...they would have to stay straight

Stacey (12:32:21 AM): AHAHA. Think of all the gay converts after seeing those two make out

Anthony (12:32:41 AM): Cher sales would go through the roof!

Stacey (12:32:52 AM): AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH

Stacey (12:34:14 AM): I think even those few who didn't convert to the gays after seeing Colin and Brad make out would still be like, "wow, those gays are so lucky"

Stacey (12:35:35 AM): I can't stop talking about colin and brad making out.

Anthony (12:35:55 AM): if only brad would have accepted the part

Stacey (12:36:32 AM): I know. And the article says that Jen told him not to because she thought the role would be bad for his image. I don't want ot believe that because I love her, but if it's true then she and I are in a fight.

Anthony (12:36:49 AM): OH! me too!

Stacey (12:37:11 AM): also, i cannot stop looking at colin pictures at the yahoo site you sent me.

Anthony (12:37:18 AM): hahaha

Stacey (12:37:42 AM): did you see that movie S.W.A.T.?

Anthony (12:37:50 AM): i did

Stacey (12:37:55 AM): was it any good?

Anthony (12:38:13 AM): it was, except it was a little drawn out

Stacey (12:38:31 AM): ah. I haven't seen it but I think I have even more of a crush on colin when he's in his SWAT gear.

Anthony (12:38:39 AM): oh yes

Stacey (12:39:12 AM): He is so my celebrity one night stand.

Anthony (12:39:32 AM): oh yeah

Anthony (12:41:21 AM): i need to have a colin marathon

Anthony (12:41:27 AM): and watch all his movies

Stacey (12:41:43 AM): OH

Stacey (12:41:46 AM): I was JUST thinking that

Anthony (12:41:52 AM): SOULMATES!

Stacey (12:42:12 AM): I was looking at his filmography and there are several I haven't seen. We should totally get together for a Colin marathon. But what will we do with Julia?

Anthony (12:42:38 AM): we'll give her some printouts of Britney to occupy herself with

Stacey (12:42:45 AM): silly lesbian

Stacey (12:42:59 AM): she can sit in the corner and make out with her barbies

Anthony (12:43:10 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stacey (12:44:00 AM): Have you seen the movie Tigerland?

Anthony (12:44:03 AM): oh my showtune dad and gym teacher mom with their gay children

Anthony (12:44:06 AM): i havent

Stacey (12:44:10 AM): AHAHAHA

Stacey (12:44:13 AM): me neither, but

Stacey (12:44:32 AM): I always see pictures of Colin from it and he's all shirtless and sweaty. so we should have that at our marathon

Anthony (12:44:39 AM): oh yes

Anthony (12:44:55 AM): and i think thats the one where they show his butt...though it might be another one

Anthony (12:45:03 AM): i know theres a movie with his bootie in it

Stacey (12:45:12 AM): really? I have never seen colin's bootie

Anthony (12:45:23 AM): me neither but it sounds pleasant

Stacey (12:46:27 AM): http://members.shaw.ca/Jen_Smith/colin/pics/cf8.jpg

Anthony (12:46:41 AM): thats quite the popular picture

Stacey (12:46:45 AM): yes

Stacey (12:46:48 AM): it's the one I always see

Stacey (12:46:51 AM): from that Tigerland

Anthony (12:46:54 AM): yes

Anthony (12:46:56 AM): its everywhere

Stacey (12:49:47 AM): I love that there is a website called "Colin Land"

Anthony (12:49:56 AM): there is?

Stacey (12:50:41 AM): http://www.colinland.net/

Stacey (12:52:15 AM): WHAT is Julia's problem? I think that if you're not attracted to Colin, you're not attracted to men.

Stacey (12:52:52 AM): Colin Land kinda sucks

Anthony (12:53:05 AM): yeah it does

Anthony (12:53:07 AM): i'm bored with it

Stacey (12:53:16 AM): too bad, because the name had potential

Anthony (12:53:30 AM): it did

Anthony (12:55:36 AM): Julia is a crazy lesbian

Stacey (12:56:02 AM): AAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

Stacey (12:56:53 AM): List of things we've talked about tonight: Colin Farrel, Colin and Brad making out and saving the world, and Julia being a lesbian. What a satisfying converstaion.

Anthony (12:57:24 AM): so satisfying. i am complete

Stacey (12:58:27 AM): "Colin and Brad Save the World" should be a movie

Anthony (12:58:50 AM): YES! and there should be some scenes where they fight people and kick some ass, and some scenes where they just make out

Stacey (12:59:59 AM): Yes! They'll be like the ambiguously gay duo, except not ambiguous at all. Everyone will know that they're gay. They'll just go out and fight crime and get all sweaty and then go home to make out.

Stacey (1:00:08 AM): HOW can we get this movie made?

Anthony (1:00:22 AM): i dont know but we MUST find a way

Stacey (1:04:32 AM): this chat has made me so happy

Anthony (1:04:48 AM): me too. its by far one of the best we've had

Stacey (1:05:09 AM): and we just said that about the last chat we had. We are so magificnet

Anthony (1:05:24 AM): I know! We just keep getting better and better

Stacey (1:05:56 AM): we really do. imagine how horrible the world would be without us?

Anthony (1:06:07 AM): oh no! the horror!

Anthony (1:06:36 AM): it would be like one of those weird futuristic movies where all the buildings are in ruins and steam comes out of the ground for no reason

Stacey (1:06:57 AM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA. That's exactly how it would be.

Stacey (1:07:28 AM): If a world were to exist where people DON'T talk about Colin Farrell and Brad Pitt making out, I don't want to be part of that world.

Anthony (1:07:39 AM): ME EITHER!

Anthony (1:07:43 AM): I spit on that world!

Anthony (1:07:51 AM): ptooey

Stacey (1:12:33 AM): Remember how Im' still looking at colin pictures? I think I'm addicted.

Anthony (1:12:46 AM): well if ever you were to be addicted to something

Anthony (1:17:28 AM): i have to make my schedule for next semester soon and i dont wanna. i have to take so many hard and boring classes next year

Stacey (1:17:52 AM): that sucks. you should petition for harry potter class.

Anthony (1:18:25 AM): oh that would be marvelous. though, if the teacher presumed to know more about it than I do, i would be a tad upset

Stacey (1:18:37 AM): i could just move up there and teach it

Anthony (1:19:08 AM): oh that would be the best thing that could ever happen! ...well it would tie with colin and brad making out as my class

Stacey (1:19:28 AM): remember how in this colin movie I saw today, there was a version of "I fought the law" sung by Colin and he said it "I fought the lawr" and it bugged me. but I'd still make out with him.

Stacey (1:19:41 AM): AHAHAa. Imagine there were a class "Colin and Brad making out 101"

Anthony (1:19:43 AM): hahahahahahahahahahaha

Anthony (1:20:01 AM): what would "Coling and Brad making out 201" be?

Anthony (1:20:07 AM): would they feel eachother up?

Stacey (1:20:11 AM): hm. I think so.

Anthony (1:20:18 AM): i could get on board with that

Stacey (1:20:20 AM): And at the graduate level class, they just have sex.

Anthony (1:20:43 AM): hahaha

Anthony (1:20:45 AM): i love that class

Stacey (1:21:17 AM): now is there a teacher for that class? Because that teacher would have to watch them make out, feel each other up, or have sex, like several times a week.

Anthony (1:21:38 AM): i think theyre the teachers

Anthony (1:21:49 AM): and they have good stamina. theyre up for it

Stacey (1:21:51 AM): now what exactly would we learn in this class?

Stacey (1:22:12 AM): and do you think Colin could tutor me during his office hours?

Anthony (1:22:17 AM): how to make out with colin and brad...should the opportunity ever arrise

Anthony (1:22:39 AM): i'm sure he would...its his job to make sure you know what you're doing

Stacey (1:22:45 AM): Brad could be all, "now if you ever get to make out with colin, this is what he likes"

Anthony (1:22:51 AM): yes!

Stacey (1:23:24 AM): I love this class

Anthony (1:23:31 AM): me too. its my major i think

Stacey (1:23:49 AM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stacey (1:23:57 AM): I heart majoring in Colin and Brad

Anthony (1:24:01 AM): me too!!

Stacey (1:24:25 AM): I think I would major in Angelina and minor in Colin and Brad

Anthony (1:24:29 AM): aah

Anthony (1:24:36 AM): i would go the other way around

Anthony (1:24:51 AM): and get my doctorite in Colin and Brad

Stacey (1:24:55 AM): that's understandable.

Stacey (1:25:21 AM): you know, maybe if Brad got sick one day, Angelina could just step in for him until he's feeling better.

Stacey (1:25:41 AM): because I'm sure angelina knows her way around colin farrell

Stacey (1:28:55 AM): I heart you getting your doctorate in Brad and Colin. You'd have to write a dissertation about their lovin'

Anthony (1:29:06 AM): hahahahahahaha

Anthony (1:29:10 AM): i cant wait to write that!

Stacey (1:29:19 AM): I can't wait to read it!

Anthony (1:29:49 AM): ooo! and then we can turn it into a movie! and the world will be saved!

Stacey (1:29:55 AM): YES!

Stacey (1:30:07 AM): but the world will only be saved if Colin and Brad star as themselves.

Anthony (1:30:23 AM): oh yes. no one else could possibly replace them

Stacey (1:31:15 AM): now I'm in the mood to watch some brad pitt or colin movies, but the only one I have is fight club and that's a little heavy for this late at night

Anthony (1:31:36 AM): well i dont have any movies with either of them in it!

Anthony (1:31:54 AM): i do have will and grace season 2 though! but i've watched the whole thing

Stacey (1:31:56 AM): I feel like I should own some colin movies.

Anthony (1:32:00 AM): me too

Anthony (1:32:11 AM): i cant wait to own Alexander

Anthony (1:32:17 AM): Colin and Angelina united!

Stacey (1:32:20 AM): AHAHAHAHA. you haven't even seen it yet!

Anthony (1:32:25 AM): whatever!

Stacey (1:32:29 AM): oh colin and angelina. I love them.

Anthony (1:32:33 AM): I don't need to see it to know I have to own it

Stacey (1:33:43 AM): I wish that angelina didn't play his mom so he could make out with her as well as a boy.

Anthony (1:34:15 AM): ooo

Anthony (1:34:20 AM): that would be terrific

Stacey (1:35:08 AM): and angelina has a habit of getting naked in her movies, so maybe if she weren't playing his mom she could convince him to get naked as well.

Anthony (1:35:47 AM): oh what a wonderful shot it would be if the both of them were in the nude

Stacey (1:37:25 AM): Remember when Julia said she wants to be in a threesome with Colin and Britney, but it doesn't matter to her if Colin isn't there?

Anthony (1:37:45 AM): It's because she's a big lesbian that makes out with Barbie dolls

Stacey (1:38:44 AM): poor misguided julia

Anthony (1:39:27 AM): we need to get her back on the straight and narrow

Stacey (1:40:24 AM): yes we do. instead of the lesbian and narrow.

Anthony (1:54:05 AM): ah i just made colin my IM theme

Stacey (1:54:30 AM): ah me too!

Anthony (1:55:02 AM): i downloaded 3...

Anthony (1:55:12 AM): but i've decided this last one is my favorite and i'm keeping it

Stacey (1:55:23 AM): which one? I downloaded the first on on the list

Stacey (1:55:35 AM): I liked the second one better, but I didn't like the background it made on my IM.

Anthony (1:55:56 AM): http://www.picgames.com/perl/preview?106113390415041

Anthony (1:56:08 AM): http://www.picgames.com/perl/preview?106050676229927

Anthony (1:56:13 AM): the first one is the one i landed on

Stacey (1:56:20 AM): http://www.picgames.com/perl/preview?105500411714450

Anthony (1:56:22 AM): but i got them both

Anthony (1:56:36 AM): oh thats the other one i got!

Stacey (1:56:37 AM): Can I just take a moment to say how much I love us? I mean really, words can't describe it.

Anthony (1:56:48 AM): they really cant.

Anthony (1:56:59 AM): we're the most wonderful thing since time began

Stacey (1:57:30 AM): although, and I hate to say this, cause I'm having such a fabulous time, but i have to go to bed. I'm really tired.

Anthony (1:57:43 AM): you know. i have to go to bed too

Anthony (1:57:55 AM): though i'm sad to leave you and my new colin theme

Stacey (1:58:11 AM): oh I'm sad to leave my coline theme as well. I heart it.

Anthony (1:58:13 AM): Love to Colin and Brad

Stacey (1:58:26 AM): I can't think of an except for that

Stacey (1:58:42 AM): except when they're not making out?

Anthony (1:58:43 AM): no "except" wouldnt really work

Anthony (1:58:52 AM): oh yes! that works

Stacey (1:59:00 AM): ok then.

Stacey (1:59:03 AM): goodnight.

Anthony (1:59:05 AM): I was thinking, Except Barbie kissin Julia

Stacey (1:59:10 AM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

Stacey (1:59:13 AM): AHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHa

Anthony (1:59:13 AM): hahahaha

Stacey (1:59:21 AM): oh barbie kissin julia

Anthony (1:59:25 AM): i love it

Stacey (1:59:35 AM): ok then

Stacey (1:59:37 AM): farewell

Anthony (1:59:41 AM): goodnight:-)